King Of The Remote Pillows

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Homo Gamus

TV-Man

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Remote Control Duck

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

What Dads Are Made of,,,

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Johannes Brahms.

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

Sergei Rachmaninov

They tell us we have to save energy. Well he hasn't expended any in fifteen years.

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

'And pick up a universal remote.'

Conkerers of Everest

The King and his PC.

'Straighten up young man or we will send you out of your room.'

God handing Adam a TV remote control for his TV.

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''

He just ate and has the remote. Call back in a month.

'It used to be much smaller until I answered a email about how I could enlarge my instrument and improve my performance.'

'Do you have anything that can fast forward live TV?'

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.