Remote Control King Pillows

'Do you have anything that can fast forward live TV?'

He just ate and has the remote. Call back in a month.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

God handing Adam a TV remote control for his TV.

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Homo Gamus

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Penguin Remote

Remote Control Duck

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"You seem very remote."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Mind control

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Remote-controlled Popemobile.