Remote Control Expert Pillows

"You have repetitive motion injury."

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

"By a fraction of a second - after an extremely close photo finish - Norman finally gets hold of the TV remote."

'This public television program was made possible by viewers like you. But not by you.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'My Dad is good with the remote control because he practices.'

Pit Bull With A Remote.

'I wouldn't say he gets NO exercise - he does have to use his thumbs on the remote'

'But I can't be the world's WORST husband that would be too much of a coincidence!'

2016 Policlicks

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"...and in conclusion..."

Congratulations Strike Over!

Penguin Remote

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Foxhole - digging robot

Remote Control Duck

Lazy Rower.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

Submarine Hunter.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"You seem very remote."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.