Remote Control Veteran Pillows

'Don't worry. I get a lot done during commercials.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"...and in conclusion..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Remote control wars.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Lazy Rower.

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You seem very remote."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.