Remote Control Veteran Gifts

'Don't worry. I get a lot done during commercials.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

"...and in conclusion..."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Remote control wars.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Lazy Rower.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Remote control car breakdown.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Submarine Hunter.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"You seem very remote."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"You have repetitive motion injury."

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.