Remote Control Hobbyist Gifts

Ship and mine

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"...and in conclusion..."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Remote Control Duck

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Lazy Rower.

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

"You seem very remote."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

2016 Policlicks

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

The Power of 3D Glasses.

'Does it have a remote control?'

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'See, it has remote control.'

Electronics. He's fascinated by the fast forward feature.

The first successful removal of a TV remote control from an adult male's clenched fist.