Remote Control Aficionado Gifts

"Why yes, he is working from home today is that a problem?"

Drone.

'It's a 'Universal' remote. Watch me change the channel on some guy in New Jersey.'

Mail order.

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Man sits on remote and gets sonogram.

'See, it has remote control.'

Lazy Rower.

'If it isn't operated by remote, he isn't interested.'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

'I would've done better on that test if I'd gotten to school with my calculator instead of the remote control.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'I should've believed him when he said it would kill him to change the channel without a remote.'

"Jim lost interest in technology after the invention of the TV remote."

Electronics. He's fascinated by the fast forward feature.

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The button the TV remote are too darn small.. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

"Google car."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Robot Jogger

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"He's my school project for science class."

Chef copy robot

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'