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"Why yes, he is working from home today is that a problem?"

Drone.

'It's a 'Universal' remote. Watch me change the channel on some guy in New Jersey.'

Mail order.

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'See, it has remote control.'

Lazy Rower.

'If it isn't operated by remote, he isn't interested.'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

'I would've done better on that test if I'd gotten to school with my calculator instead of the remote control.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Jim lost interest in technology after the invention of the TV remote."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"He's my school project for science class."

Chef copy robot

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote Control Duck

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."