Remote Control Lover T-Shirts

Remote Control Duck

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Penguin Remote

"...and in conclusion..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Lazy Rower.

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Mind control

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"You seem very remote."

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Guy flying himself.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.