Remote Control Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"I see Mom has been driving your remote control cars."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Lazy Rower.

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

"You seem very remote."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

2016 Policlicks

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Play Rush Hour

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'They promised me a company car, and then they decided to economise...'

'Does it have a remote control?'

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

The first successful removal of a TV remote control from an adult male's clenched fist.

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."