Remote Control Lover Gifts

Remote Control Duck

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Penguin Remote

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"...and in conclusion..."

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Lazy Rower.

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"You seem very remote."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Mind control

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.