Remote Control Warriors Gifts

"It's not a night scope view of anything, I think our picture tube just blew."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Remote control wars.

Lazy Rower.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Submarine Hunter.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Remote control car breakdown.

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"You seem very remote."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

2016 Policlicks

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.