Remote Warriors Gifts

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"I really got used to working from home."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Busking during a pandemic

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"We've lost the remote."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Working from home

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

"He's working from home."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

Portable Laptop.