Remote Warrior Gifts

"Honey, can you close the door? I'm in a meeting."

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

"For heaven's sake, Harry. There's no need to go into a death roll to protect your remote every time someone enters the room."

'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''

We now return you to reality, which is already in progress.

'Can't we just see one channel instead of bits of the other hundred?'

Fuzzy TV

Quick, there's a junk food ad!

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Stop WAFTING!"

"We're empty, boss. They're all working from home."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"FYI, you forgot to unvelcro the remote from your shirt before we left."

"I love working remotely."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"I really got used to working from home."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How the goat got square eyes.

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

Busking during a pandemic

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"We've lost the remote."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"