Remote Controller Warrior Gifts

'Sorry, Mrs. Rafferty, but we couldn't pry the TV remote out of his hand.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Homo Zapiens

Penguin Remote

"...and in conclusion..."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control wars.

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

Remote control car breakdown.

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Mind control

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

"She died doing what she loved."

Guy flying himself.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'