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'Sorry, Mrs. Rafferty, but we couldn't pry the TV remote out of his hand.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Homo Zapiens

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Penguin Remote

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Remote control car breakdown.

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Mind control

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'