Remote Working Warrior Gifts

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"Just think... when this Covid thing is over, we can get the old carpool back together!"

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Pajama Day 743

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Who called this meeting again?"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Working Late

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I should probably get out more.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Relaxing in the Sun

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"We should have taken the cubicles."