Remote Worker Gifts

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

Ten Months Later

"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

"Remember, as soon as his boss joins the video conference, it's showtime."

Working from home.

"Honey, can you close the door? I'm in a meeting."

"It's just me today. Everyone else is working remotely."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"No, still nothing. Check the mute button again."

"So you're still working from home then?"

"Hi everyone, sorry about the mess."

Home Office Gossip

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

"Maybe you should work from someone else's home."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Teleworking was the death of the office party.

"I miss the old days."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Now that all my work travel is remote, I can always go first class!"

Elephant in the zoom

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

Evolution of Zoom

Working from home.

An office at the top of a fire escape

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was awful this morning."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"To Zoom or not to Zoom. That is the question."

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