Remote Controller Commander Gifts

"She died doing what she loved."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Internet Cafe.

How the goat got square eyes.

"...and in conclusion..."

Penguin Remote

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control wars.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Remote control car breakdown.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Cool game!"

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Mind control

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'