Remote Commanders Gifts

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"There's the remote!"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Is that a new hi-tech remote? Yeah, it's a real game-changer!

Mind control

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"Delivery."

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"She died doing what she loved."

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'