Remote Master Gifts

'We've given TV up for Lent. My dad's just keeping his remote thumb in shape.'

Is that a new hi-tech remote? Yeah, it's a real game-changer!

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Life is so much better...withremote control

'Need a remote?'

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"And this unit, with it's automatically controlled universal remote, actually make eliminates the need for YOU."

New Years Resolution

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Mind control

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Who called this meeting again?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Relaxing in the Sun

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

I should probably get out more.

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Working Late

TV-Man

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.