Television Remote Master Gifts

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'You're texting? Wait--'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'Interactive TV news.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Mind control

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"I am a control freak."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"Sky, sir?"

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"It's so boring out there."

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

New Years Resolution