Television Remote Master Gifts

Mute. It is sort of like saying "shut up," but no

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'You're texting? Wait--'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'Interactive TV news.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"God, I love this show!"

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

Mind control

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"I am a control freak."

Is that a new hi-tech remote? Yeah, it's a real game-changer!

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"Sky, sir?"

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

What Dads Are Made of,,,

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

"It's so boring out there."

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

New Years Resolution