Remote Controller Maestro Gifts

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Kirsten Johnson

Creative entrepreneur at work

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Hollywood producer.

"Streaming"

"My best friend is my phone."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The Four Tops in Concert

"Speed reader...?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Hello?"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Business Vacation.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

One Thing / Another

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."