Remote Controller Maestro Prints

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I see the downsizing continues."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Kirsten Johnson

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"My best friend is my phone."

Hollywood producer.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

The Four Tops in Concert

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Business Vacation.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

One Thing / Another

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled