Remote Control Maestro Gifts

With a little ingenuity, Howie was able to feel like he was truly channel surfing.

'My Dad is good with the remote control because he practices.'

"Why do they have to make remote control buttons so far apart?"

"It's so boring out there."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I really got used to working from home."

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"Speed reader...?"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Hello?"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Business Vacation.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I don't perform well under pressure."

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Is that a new hi-tech remote? Yeah, it's a real game-changer!