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'My Dad is good with the remote control because he practices.'

"Why do they have to make remote control buttons so far apart?"

"It's so boring out there."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I really got used to working from home."

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Business Vacation.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Nest building

Mind control

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'