Home Office Maestro T-Shirts

Corporate Reorganization for the self-employed

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Non-Drip ?

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I really got used to working from home."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Decorating with Children

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

Business Vacation.

'Pictures of your family?'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate