Toolbox Maestro T-Shirts

'I play heavy metal.'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Sir Patrick Moore.

Business Vacation.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

One Thing / Another

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I don't perform well under pressure."