Toolbox Maestro Pillows

'I play heavy metal.'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Hello?"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Business Vacation.

One Thing / Another

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Spinning Plates!

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."