Lab Maestro Pillows

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Baby Mozart.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Grade 2 Cellist

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Orchestra conductor

Timpani.

Quartet.

Kirsten Johnson

Kultural K9's.

Malcolm Sargent

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

The Drummer

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Street Organ - Monkey

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

I will be Bach.