Tech Maestro Pillows

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Mozart on a computer,

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

Project Manager Showdown

"Lucky Guess."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

IRS tax instructions.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

'I try to encourage creativity.'