Mechanics Maestro Pillows

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

Project Manager Showdown

"Lucky Guess."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

IRS tax instructions.

Musical Bicycle.

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'