Mechanic Maestro Pillows

"We're reviewing the security tape to see if you made it into the garage before the warranty ended."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Lucky Guess."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

Project Manager Showdown

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Computer Music

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

IRS tax instructions.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'