Mechanic Maestros Pillows

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Four children playing the flute.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

"Lucky Guess."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

IRS tax instructions.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

Jean Philippe Rameau

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."