Mechanic Maestros Gifts

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Four children playing the flute.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Project Manager Showdown

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

"Lucky Guess."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

IRS tax instructions.

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

Jean Philippe Rameau

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'