Mechanic Instructor Gifts

'Now the deeply-troubled expression, stroke your chin...good...'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Exercise Bars

Kirsten Johnson

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Early Exercise Machines

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.