Course Instructor Gifts

'I did it at the skill centre'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Campaign for Plain English

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Kirsten Johnson

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'Leadership training.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

The Golf Gremlin.

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'Don't move.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."