University Instructor Gifts

ACADEMIC IDOL............'The yodeling effect of the vowel repetitions was novel and infectious. And yet, I feel that it was Professor Elliot's choice of subject matter that let him down here.'

'I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Make a lot of money."

U of Debt

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Kardiff.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Kirsten Johnson

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Bearded Leftie.

Subatomic particles

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

The Giamatti era

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"