Course Instructor Mugs

'I did it at the skill centre'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Campaign for Plain English

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Kirsten Johnson

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Finally! There comes my most important man!

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

The Golf Gremlin.

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'Don't move.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."