Mechanic Instructor Mugs

'Now the deeply-troubled expression, stroke your chin...good...'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Kirsten Johnson

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Leadership training.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Working out in the gym,

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

Early Exercise Machines

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.