Mechanical Master Gifts

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

Thanks for the estimate, now here's mine.

Everything makes a noise except the hooter!

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Congratulations on your retirement!

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Computer operator welding machine.

Important Muscles.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Dentist Training School.

'I think I found the problem.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"We're all metric now..."

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

Robot Truck.

Working Out