Manual Master Gifts

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Heath and Safety Minefield

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"This is why you read the instructions."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I think you must have missed a page!"

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Man and brain

Important Muscles.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Claviers

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Pest control, with death.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Ah Ha!

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position