Master Gifts

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Face painting.

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

The Masters.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Untidy bedroom

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Ah Ha!

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

One Man and Two Trucks

Stick man throws arm for dog

Thanks TSA

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

'Who messed up my workbench?!'