Level Master Gifts

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Important Muscles.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Trout Game

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Wilfried Zaha

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Ah Ha!

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Party games.

Official Support Groups

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."