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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Important Muscles.

Trout Game

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Wilfried Zaha

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Ah Ha!

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Party games.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."