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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Zenemies.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Show off."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Important Muscles.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Hoarder."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Know your dog - The brain.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'

Relax.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!