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F&E Karaoke Club. Why are the superheroes here tonight? There was a false alarm. They rushed here when they heard somebody singing the song "Help!". Superman decided to stay and sing a Sinatra classic. Come fly with me ... The Hulk requested any song by Al Green or Green Day. Then The Flash will sing "Born to Run." And Thor ... I know! He's gonna sing "If I Had a Hammer"!

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

Cow makes beautiful moosic.

Ah Ha!

"Ahh. A request!"

Roadie rage.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'They all want to play the star.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Dialogue

Horti-Culture

George Michael

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"An everything Martini, please."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

Dynamite little combo

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Scotch and water musick."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.