Music Master Prints

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

Cow makes beautiful moosic.

Ah Ha!

"Ahh. A request!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

'They all want to play the star.'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

Dialogue

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"An everything Martini, please."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Artist and Musician

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

"Scotch and water musick."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Kultural K9's.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

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