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'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."

"The critics are saying you're eight times better than other drummers."

'I play it to kill time.'

Metronome - 'Stop trying to funk it up.'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Marimba

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Loud mouth bass.

New music conference

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Ginger Baker.

Music producers.

George Martin

The Little Drummer Boy.

"Only caught one, eh."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Club DJ.

Michail Glinka

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Ah Ha!

Giuseppe Verdi

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Prince