Break Master T-Shirts

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Important Muscles.

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'I need a Vacation.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I play it to kill time.'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Retiring from the rat race

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

Anabolic Steroids

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"

I love badminton.

Olde Time Dance Society

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

The DJ